First impressions of D.C.

OK, I’m settled in now sort of. I just began interning at Human Events magazine and just took a double decker bus tour of D.C.

So what’s the first thing I noticed?

The prices.

So what’s the second?

Some years back a friend of mine who’s Irish and an architect, told me about his trip to the capitol. He said you cannot see it without thinking, “This is the capitol of a mighty empire.”

Yep.

At the time I said, “That hurts. It was supposed to be the capitol of a great republic.”

Now I’m wondering if any nation that becomes this big and wealthy has to become something like an empire – or hegemon (which I prefer) just by the logic of the situation.

Yes I know, the US spends more on its military than the rest of the world combined. So, if you’re the richest guy in town you’d better have the most insurance and the best security.

These days when I hear Americans ask “Why do they hate us, is it something we’ve done?” I have to ask in return, “So when have the rich and powerful ever been liked?”

Now I have a really incongruous question to ask, and it’s not a rhetorical one, it’s about something I noticed my first day here when I saw fire engines racing through the center of town.

Why does this capitol of a mighty empire not have strobe detectors on the traffic lights?

My town of 100,000 (including the transient college population) in Oklahoma does.

If you don’t know, a strobe detector is a device on the traffic light array that detects the flashing lights of emergency vehicles, and changes the lights to allow them to pass through intersections unimpeded.

Just wondering is all.