Christian/Conservative commenter Doug Giles has a post defending his daughter Hannah’s work, with James O’Keefe in exposing ACORN as a criminal racket, albeit supported by highly-placed politicians, by a tight-assed Christian lady by the name of Dawn Eden (can that be a real name?)
Not that Hannah needs it. I seem to remember a few years back that Doug and daughter Hannah were studying Brazilian Jujitsu together.
Ms Eden evidently didn’t think it was very Christian of her to use deception or dress like a hooker to get the story.
Doug spanks the lady and sends her home, but the interesting thing was this comment to the post. It’s early in the morning and I was in the mood for mocking satire.
Hey, I promised you I’d try to be more cheerful.
I love mockery and satire – but indulge myself in it only rarely. For one, doing it all the time diminishes the effect. (Paging Ann Coulter.) For another, like any other indulgence, it’s bad for you when overindulged in.
So just this once because it feels soooo good. As we say in Oklahoma, “I know it’s wrong – but I’m weak.”
This was fun to write. Not least because I really despise these cowardly little shits who post vile, insulting rants anonymously.
I BLOG AND COMMENT UNDER MY OWN NAME GOD DAMN IT! IF YOU CAN’T OWN YOUR OPINIONS SHUT THE F**K UP YOU COWARDLY CHICKENSHITS!
That said, I do make an exception where there is the possibility of danger to myself and my family. As my wife said, “There are people out there who don’t like you. And they know where you live.”
And furthermore, I’m old, feeble, unarmed, and helpless. Really. I wouldn’t lie to you.
Now on to the letter.
From someone who signed in as “ReglionisforTools”
“christians” are morons
So is anybody that prostrates and prostitutes themselves to these fake “gods”. Stop living in fear of the make believe retards; step into the light and fresh air. I know, I know, it seems scary at first(it isn’t) to be without your made up, diaper wearing, old man that lives in the sky and his gay rabbi son, but you can do it.
Remember when you were children and you had leave behind childish things like make believe friends? Same applies here with “god” and jebus. Grow up already and move on nobody likes an adult child.
Crazy religious freakazoids have the back bone to join us that are smart happy and successful. Have the courage to chose freedom instead of intellectual and emotional slavery. Chose fresh air and sunlight over darkness and fetid stink of your ignorance and fear. Embrace, please embrace personal hygiene, most of you tubos need to sooner rather then later. Please stop having sex with barn yard animals and those you are related to by blood. Please, fatties, please start a diet made up of fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains and real food that doesn’t issue from a clowns mouth.
If you have the intestinal fortitude to leave the self imposed world of ignorance and fear behind, your IQ will easily raise by a minimum 10 points. That would be helpful to all of you mouth breathing religious lunatics because you are only sporting about a 75 IQ to begin with.
My post:
Dear ReligionisforTools,
I’m of the Cheerful Agnostic persuasion, and my favorite philosopher Eric Hoffer was an avowed atheist – who nonetheless thought the Bible was a stupendous literary and philosophical achievement.
Hoffer said the fanatical unbeliever is actually engaged in a desperate search for belief.
So I have to ask you about your claim to be “smart happy and successful.”
We’ll leave aside the questions of “smart” and “successful” for the moment. After all, a lot of people can’t handle grammar, spelling, and punctuation these days, and I’d count anyone as successful who is happy.
Now as to happy, what kind of happy, contented person lurks anonymously on web sites and hurls vile insults at strangers?
I mean seriously, if you lurked outside of churches and hurled those insults you’d likely be carted off to the local mental hospital – though it would at least be braver than uttering them under an assumed name on the Internet.
Ah! Could that be it?
Giles, O’Keefe, and Rose have… what’s that word?
Courage. And, they seem to be having a ball as well.
Does that really get to you?
So I’m afraid I have to tell you that I have serious doubts about your claim to be happy.
I expect the proof with come in yet another vituperative screed from you.
(That’s smart-people talk for “really nasty letter.” I have a measured IQ it would be immodest of me to boast about – but I don’t consider myself smarter than say, St. Thomas Aquinas.)
So, since you’d reject out-of-hand advice from the Bible, which you really shouldn’t, there’s a lot of clear, tough-minded thinking recorded therein, try Thucydides.
“The secret to happiness is freedom. And the secret to freedom is courage.”
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