Category Archives: Humor/satire

Antanaclasis that’s what!

The part of a journalist’s life we don’t like to talk about involves making phone calls and spending a lot of time sitting at our desks waiting for someone to return them. For those of us raised with a work … Continue reading

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A modest proposal: my plan to fix this country

The Anthony Weiner story is the gift that keeps on giving. Rep. Weiner (D-NY) tweeted/sexted a co-ed and first, pushed the wrong button so it went public, then provided a grateful public with the most delightfully idiotic verbal gyrations as … Continue reading

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Sometimes life just hands you a joke…

I went to Fargo yesterday to consult with an ENT my primary care physician referred me to. Cool side note: my grandfather, who I never met due to him dying before I was born, was an EENT back in the … Continue reading

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Christmas time is hear by golly

Note: An abbreviated version of this appeared as the Christmas weekend op-ed in the Valley City Times-Record. Christmas time is here again, and in the words of that great songwriter Tom Lehrer, time to reflect on what we deeply and … Continue reading

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The magic wand and the club; a political fable

“Government is not reason. It is not eloquence. It is force, and like fire, a dangerous servant and a terrible master.” –George Washington (attributed) Two brothers were walking through a dark forest one day, when they came upon an object … Continue reading

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Take the jab!

I’m sitting at home writing this, with a temperature of 101 and diffuse aches throughout my body. I’m cold, in spite of layers of thermal underwear. My head feels like it’s stuffed with cotton wool and my throat feels like … Continue reading

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Anybody notice this?

This is the Doonesbury strip from July 1. Mother Boopsie says, “See how many female protestors there are? That’d be impossible in most Arab societies. Images like that are incredibly empowering to gals all over the Middle East.” Daughter remarks, … Continue reading

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Putin visits Washington, gets refrigerator magnets

From the Valley City-Times-Record, Wednesday, April 1. In a historic first, the likes of which Washington has not seen since “Gorbymania” during the Reagan administration, Prime Minister of the Russian Republic Vladimir Putin made a historic visit to the United … Continue reading

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Dialog: Left and Right

Since I’ve been accused of being a Right-winger and a Conservative (though I must have missed it when that went from being a description of a political position to high crimes and misdemeanors) I thought I should find a representative … Continue reading

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Famous Last Words

Last night I stayed up entirely too late, absorbed in Paul Johnson’s book ‘Heroes’, of which I will write more anon. The book was worth the price of admission if only for reminding me of the reply Lord Lovat gave … Continue reading

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